Bargain Finder State University


Having completed the necessary courses of study and achieved the requisite savings of dollars 

    is hereby declared a

Master of Shopping for Bargains
and is awarded this


with all the honors and privileges pertaining thereto.  In testimony

whereof the signatures of the Chairman of the Board of Trustees and the

President of  the University here have been affixed this Twenty-fifth day

 of December in the year of our lord Two Thousand Five